SEX IN FLORIDA
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex
therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks
them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them
$50, and he says good-bye.
The next week,
however, the couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makesan appointment, they have intercourse with no problems, pay the
doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says,
'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find
out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's
married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't
go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton
charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!!!
2007-03-19 07:01:47 · 7 answers · asked by sexsired 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Really damn funny !!!!!! Thanks for the chuckle.
2007-03-19 07:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by Denise H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Thats funny.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-19 14:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by Ariel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is cute!!!
I wouldn't tell it to some people, but my friends would get it!!
Wher edid you get this, it is really funny and cute!!!
Natalie
2007-03-19 14:06:19 · answer #3 · answered by smileyfaces4u2u2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! VERY DISGUSTING BUT VERY FUNNY!!!
2007-03-19 14:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by marcnancy1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think so.
2007-03-19 14:06:16 · answer #5 · answered by bluefire5421 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!!
2007-03-19 14:07:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!
2007-03-19 14:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by boricua_chick_21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋