Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this Little Johnny’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
2007-03-19 05:59:00 · 4 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's an old joke! Here's a new one:
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a poker machine?
One is something that losers are always trying to get money out of and the other is a machine in a casino!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-03-19 09:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's funny but kind of mean...
Thriller, your joke about the poker machine was really funny!
2007-03-21 16:28:59 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke is cute :)
and I'm an MJ fan!
2007-03-20 15:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by G&E 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha thats pretty funny!!!
2007-03-20 07:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋