hehe i know ive posted this question a few times, and the best joke gets 10 POINTS!!! :P
2007-03-19 05:55:33 · 7 answers · asked by weirdo_in_america 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..."
So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
"OK, now take off my skirt...." and he takes off her skirt.
"Now take off my bra..." which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties." and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
2007-03-19 06:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Katie S 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Clinton Administration.
2007-03-19 05:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by Guess Who 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wrong Email Address
The Gallaghers, a couple from Minneapolis, decided to go to Florida during the icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Both husband and wife had hectic schedules and it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. The husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday while his wife planned to fly down the day after.
Mr. Gallagher checked into the hotel and decided to send an email to his wife. But in typing he accidentally left out one letter in her email address. Without realizing his error, he sent the email.Meanwhile, in Houston, the widow Gallager returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister of many years, called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: February 5, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. It’s amazing—they have computers here now and you can send emails to loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Love,
Harry
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
2007-03-19 06:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by Brittany B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A white guy, a black guy, and a mexican are walking on the beach when they see a lamp. When they rub it a genie pops out and he asks the black guy what he wants. The black guy says all I want is for me and all my people to be back in Africa and *POOF* all of the black people are back in Africa. Then the genie asks what the mexican wants, and asks for the same thing as the black guy except for it's Mexico instead of Africa and *POOF* no more mexicans in the US or anywhere else execpt Mexico. When the genie asks the white guy the white guy asks, "Okay, let me get this straight. There are no more mexicans or blacks in the USA, right?" "That is correct." The genie replies. "Okay, then..... I'll have a Coke."
2007-03-19 06:19:10 · answer #4 · answered by rowdyfoudy 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asks "Hot water? I thought u guys only drank blood." The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea."
2007-03-19 06:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by Vinny G 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ether.
Ether, who?
Ether bunny.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo, who?
Cargo beep, beep, run over the ether bunny.
(Hint, ether is said like the easter with a lisp)
2007-03-19 06:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Unfortunately repeating it here would violate practically every Community Guideline on Yahoo.
2007-03-19 06:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by iraq51 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋