Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None.", replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married? "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking!"
2007-03-19 05:54:27 · 10 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL..... thanks for a laugh....
2007-03-19 06:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK....thanks. It's been a while since heard (read) a good little Johnny joke.
2007-03-19 05:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First question,the answer is"Still there are five shots remaining and one DEAD bird down there"
Second question,the answer is Correct
2007-03-19 06:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but great !!!! 10/10
2007-03-19 07:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2007-03-19 05:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha.
2007-03-19 05:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.... read this last week... but still funny
2007-03-19 06:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...really funny...
it cracked me up...well, gud one...lol
XD
2007-03-19 06:01:10 · answer #8 · answered by slumberdoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really cute!! hahahaha
2007-03-19 06:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by - 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-19 06:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by Dreams 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋