Hail Jesus (Just because you do not like the sound of it, does not mean it will not occur. Yeshoua has spoken! In my paradise I shall be granted every pleasure, every desire, for only admitting his existence! What have you got to lose? Repent! Accept Christ! Love Him! Follow Him! Then you too shall live forever and dine on the flesh of thine enemies!
Hail Jesus! ) for anyone who hasn't read my past posts- has just sent me a message to tell me that he loves me. Would you feel the need to scrub yourself down?
From: Hail Jesus
Subject: MWUAH
Message: I love you.
2007-03-19 05:50:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you mean you didn't touch yourself when you got that one? I did... now I really need a shower before someone finds out and lowers my prices...
Hail Christ... thats pretty forceful... for some reason WW2 comes to mind...
2007-03-19 05:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by billthakat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just use the options in yahoo to block them... the whole thing is silly. It is ONLINE. This person is not seeing you in person and has no real life contact from what i am seeing... why are you letting him even be a factor at all????? Just hit delete and ignore him. You feed his weirdness every time you post on it.
2007-03-19 13:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by Codi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your a cute redhead like your avatar can I join you in the shower? I'll pretend I'm listening to you talk about Jesus afterwards ok?
2007-03-19 12:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You want to eat people? That's just gross. Besides, it doesn't say in the bible that Christians will be granted every desire or pleasure, it says they will spend all their time singing god's praises. Are you referring to Christianity or Islam?
2007-03-19 12:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jensenfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pascal's wager is a reason to drink.
I suppose your brain needs a shower, since the argument is intellectually corrupt.
2007-03-19 13:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you need anyone to wash your back!?!
I would say that if another man sent me an email telling me he loved me, I would feel the need to take a shower.
2007-03-19 12:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know how many people will send you messages like this? Even me, I could tell you that I love you, but I don`t know you.
So you can not belive somebody that he really loves you, so soon.
Am I right or not?
Tell me something about u!
2007-03-19 12:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by Vlado 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a shower with me, though you'll be late for work.
2007-03-19 13:03:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, now let's get to the shower part.
2007-03-19 13:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You allow email? Ew!
2007-03-19 12:55:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋