Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
2007-03-19 05:34:51 · 3 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahaha, uhahaha. My husband wont do that to me when I am going to marry. There are going to be some rules in the house hahahaha, thanks for the laugh! haha
2007-03-19 12:11:03 · answer #1 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! at least that's one way for a sound sleep! LOL!
2007-03-19 23:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - I gotta try that
2007-03-19 08:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋