Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..."
So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
"OK, now take off my skirt...." and he takes off her skirt.
"Now take off my bra..." which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties." and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
2007-03-19 05:24:14 · 7 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10/10!
2007-03-19 05:35:02 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!! Wicked, not the ending I was expecting.Here is a star for you!!!!
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Lil Johnny (age 5) walked into the bathroom just as his mom was getting out of the shower. He noticed the bush between her legs, pointed at it, then asked "What's that Mommy" ? She replied
"That's my washcloth Johnny."
A week later Lil Johnny walked in on his mom in the bathroom again, but this time her bush was shaved. This really had Johnny confused so he asked "Mommy, where is your washcloth" ? his mom replied back "Oh Johnny, I lost it a few days ago."
The next evening when Lil Johnny's mom returned from having to work an extra long shift at work, Johnny rushed up as she entered the door and excitedly exclaimed "Mommy, Mommy ....... I found your washcloth" ! ...... His mom gave him a puzzled look, as Johnny continued explaining ...... "I saw the babysitter washing Dad's face with it this afternoon while you were gone
2007-03-19 05:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad Bad Johnny!
2007-03-20 16:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellant!!! lol, very well put together!! he he he, if you have any please post them!!
Thanks for the chuckle!!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
2007-03-19 05:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
though i heard this one b4, it's still funny...!
pretty cool! lol...
XD
2007-03-19 05:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by slumberdoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LO00OL!!!
2007-03-19 07:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-19 05:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋