a drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave. pretty soon a second drunk staggered by,
''Help! get me outta here''said the pi** head in the grave, ''I'm cold.''
The other drunk looked over the edge of the grave and said
''No wonder your cold,you poor guy, you dont have any dirt on you''.
xxx (star?)
2007-03-19 04:51:48 · 24 answers · asked by Honeybee 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clap Clap liked that!!!!
2007-03-19 05:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3/10
2007-03-19 09:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by s√(s-a)(s-b)(s-c) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very sturdy yet while i replace into youthful with an erection i had to take a seat back mine under the 1st rail of a 5 rail gate to supply up it peeing in my eye yet now i'm old I ought to inn it over the 5th one to supply up it peeing on my shoes.
2016-10-19 02:00:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tha's a 7.
2007-03-19 06:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aww. Bless. Have a sympathy star.
2007-03-19 04:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ding dong, rings my bell, one for the kids. 10/10+ a shiney one.
2007-03-19 05:08:34 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one 10/10
2007-03-19 04:57:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha, doesn't sound like fun for the first drunk, good joke!
2007-03-19 04:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by Remnant 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
thats funny
2007-03-19 04:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by gee-girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-03-19 05:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋