A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
2007-03-19 04:47:11 · 17 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's FUNNY. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
2007-03-19 04:51:01 · answer #1 · answered by scrow_80 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good one. Got to love those priests/ministers with a sense of humor. :)
2007-03-19 04:59:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was funny the first time I heard it
2007-03-19 05:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by Ariel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those were sturdy -- right here's one about brunettes if you're a blond and want a come back: Why do brunettes like their hair color a lot? answer: It suits their mustache.....
2016-12-02 05:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw it coming but I still enjoyed it.
2007-03-19 06:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best joke i have heard the whole day, i'm laughing so hard
2007-03-19 04:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by gee-girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-19 04:51:30 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-03-19 05:17:40 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... that was the first time I heard that... but it was funny
2007-03-19 05:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhaha Thats preety cool u sick like him? ty
2007-03-19 04:59:41 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Sexy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋