I need JOKES!!!anyone here have jokessssssssssssssssssssssss?

Question

i need to laugh been really bored..
plz neone
have a funnie joke???...
kay thxx

Answer 1

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A brown head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

Answer 2

There were four cows in a field, a momma cow, and her three baby cows.

The first baby cow asked, "Momma, why am I called Daisy?" The momma smiled and replied, "Because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head."

The second baby cow asked, "Momma, why am I called Rose?" Momma smiled, and answered her. "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The third cow shouted, "ASDLFKAMSD!" Momma turned around and yelled back. "SHUT UP, CINDERBLOCK."

I think I should get rid of cinderblock and put in my name...Hee.

Answer 3

have you heard the joke about the wall you will never get over it ha ha ha hope that makes you laugh