isn't this funny??

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Haven't you ever clicked at the bottom of this page where it says look at the answers of some other countrys?
I think its funny cause i dont understand a thing so i answer their questions saying huh...well i dont think this is funny when you read this but i think is funny when you try it....uhhh anyone have jonny jokes????????

10 points for the best one!

2007-03-19 04:29:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Little Johnny's father sat down next to him on the couch one day and said,

"Okay, Johnny, once there was this big, black rooster, and it was sitting on a fence post. How many wings does the rooster have?"

Johnny replied, "It has two."

Little Johnny's father then asked, "How many eyes does the rooster have?"

Johnny replied, "It has two."

Little Johnny's father then asked, "Well then, how many legs do you think the rooster had?"

Johnny replied, "It has two, daddy."

So then, Little Johnny's daddy said,

"Well then, a big white cat walks up to where the big black rooster is standing on the fence post and opens its mouth to hiss at the rooster. How many teeth does the cat have?"

Little Johnny scratched his head and replied, "I don't know daddy, how many teeth does the cat have?"

Little Johnny's daddy grabbed him by the arm and exclaimed,
"Alright boy, how come you know so much about big black c0cks & so little about white p*ssy?"

2007-03-19 04:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

you wanna have some more fun, go through the drive through at a fast food resteraunte. and when you get tot he window just stare at the person. When they hand you the food without breaking the stare quickly snatch the bag out of their hands and say "I know what u did with my food!" and drive away really fast.

2007-03-19 04:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by Remnant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Huh?

2007-03-19 04:34:09 · answer #3 · answered by !DookDook! ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!

2007-03-19 04:52:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

huh

2007-03-19 04:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by gee-girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

2007-03-19 06:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

i don't know but it's Cool joke that you ever made

2007-03-19 04:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ashy M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

what do a bicycle and a tree have in common?

*They both have handlebars, well, except for the tree....*

lol sorry i couldn't help it.

2007-03-19 04:34:36 · answer #8 · answered by Daddy's girl 3 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋

huh .............i'm french from the french site lol

2007-03-19 04:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by omex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

very good idea

2007-03-20 04:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋