2007-03-19 04:25:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please do. Maybe you should wash your hands too.
2007-03-19 07:34:17 · answer #1 · answered by hazydaze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Using toilet paper is a very Christian thing to do.
Are you sure you are an atheist?
2007-03-19 12:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by green 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
TMI...
The Christians won't mind but I think Muslims find the use of toilet paper rather offensive. They may correct me if I'm wrong.
2007-03-19 11:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, according to the book of Jeremiah... you may not use toilet paper! Anymore questions let us know!
2007-03-19 11:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by Life Student 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got nothing better to do than to mock other Religions? Spend some quality time in that bathroom and do some soul-searching.
2007-03-19 11:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by GLSigma3 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope, use your hand, and then just keep your hand closed. If anyone asks you what you have in your hand just tell them that it's a leprechaun and you can't open your hand because he'll get scared if you do.
If anyone does make you open your hand, then open it and say.....look you scared the shite out of him.
2007-03-19 12:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as you don't have Holy Water in the toilet.
2007-03-19 11:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought that Muslims and Jews have some law about wiping with your left hand and eating with your right.
Just try to avoid getting any under your nails.
2007-03-19 11:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm Atheist too but I sure do object to stupid questions like yours. Instead of keeping standards high, you're attempting to make stupid fools of Atheists. Wise up , don't make a damn fool of yourself.
Answer - - use your bare hand.
2007-03-19 11:34:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I think we're allowed to use TP as long as it's not the holy TP
2007-03-19 11:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
what does this have to do with christians alone ? When you flush dont forget to jump in, and go to where you belong.
2007-03-19 11:42:56 · answer #11 · answered by nieceofmissourifats 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋