A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like
being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb a$$!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.
2007-03-19 04:24:25 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats so funny and so true!!!!
2007-03-19 04:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by gee-girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW possibly they are going to listen!!!! yet I doubt it. that's a really lovable funny tale, i am going to ought to bear in options it to inform all my acquaintances on the truck quit! they are going to get a kick out of it. Thanx for making me smile!
2016-12-02 05:49:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course men get it wrong, they're men! Don't let the first answerer get ten points- he's a man and he doesn't get it, he just wants ten points.
2007-03-19 04:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by !DookDook! ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-19 05:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-03-19 05:20:20 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, wow, talk about a decent try gone horribly wrong.
2007-03-19 04:54:06 · answer #6 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww she stillhad a good day though eh
2007-03-19 04:36:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol aint that the truth
2007-03-19 04:38:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-19 04:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ending!!! sooo true!
2007-03-19 05:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by lalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋