A bald-headed co-worker of mine is getting a roast in April. I want to get him really good.
2007-03-19 04:15:45 · 8 answers · asked by trendsetter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bald man with one leg wanted to go to a fancy dress party but he didn't know what to go as. He wrote to a fancy dress company and asked for a recommendation. The reply came back saying that he could go as a monk becasue of his bald head. He replied angrily saying that they were just being rude about his bald head.
The company apologized and wrote back saying that he could go as a pirate, his bald head could be covered by the hat and his wooden leg would complemnt the outfit. He replied angrily saying they were just being rude about his wooden leg.
A few days later he recieved a parcel with a note. In the parcel was a pot of sticky toffee and the note said smear the toffee over your head, stick your wooden leg up your and go as a toffee apple!
2007-03-19 10:26:37 · answer #1 · answered by silver 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-02-17 03:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are advantages and disadvantages to goin bald. One advantage is there is less hair to comb in the morning. One disadvantage is there is more face to wash in the morning.
2007-03-19 04:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this quote is tasteful and hilarious!
"I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair" - Thom Sharp
2007-03-19 04:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by helene m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, Dude did somebody put Nair in your shampoo bottle?
or maybe
As we get older, most people's hair turns Grey but yours is turning loose!
I tried anyways!
2007-03-23 22:59:25 · answer #5 · answered by johnny n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Besides being the BUTT-HEAD of all jokes,
we shouldn't make fun of the follicly challenged.
2007-03-25 22:26:13 · answer #6 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its said that as we grow older,hair grows inward. If it finds wisdom,it turns gray. If it finds nothing,it falls out!
2007-03-24 09:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shine on dude shine on! ha no I know no jokes
2007-03-25 13:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by ravendragonwolf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋