In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it.
Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make the proper "final" arrangements.
As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone:
"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully.
A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen.
He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone.
For days, he agonized over the dilemma.
But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.
The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:
"RETURNED UNOPENED"
2007-03-19 03:58:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! he he...definately dont want THAT on my tombstone
2007-03-19 04:01:58 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the guy without Voice One evening, a guy without voice and his pal went to a bar. the adult males on the bar had to be attentive to what he might like in a woman. He pointed to his head. His pal defined that he needed a clever woman. Then, he rubbed his thumb on the palm of his hand. His pal defined that he needed a woman with money. Then, he opened his palms extensive, bent his palms, and made them cupped. He bounced them under his chest. His pal appeared at him kinda wierd. "What the heck do you like a woman with arthritis for?"
2016-10-19 01:54:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT is a cute joke!! I LOVE it!!
I'm going to star it so I can write it down later and tell some friends.
Good Job!!
(Mine was a lot less tasteful. VERY tacky!)
2007-03-19 04:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good....I almost went postal laughing. That one gets a star.
2007-03-19 06:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by iraq51 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10/10!
2007-03-19 04:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i loved that one. do you think people really go with out for that long. i know i sure couldnt
2007-03-19 05:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha!
2007-03-19 05:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha. ha.
i say, that is mildly funny, old chap
2007-03-19 04:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty cool! lol.... <3
2007-03-19 04:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by slumberdoll 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-03-19 04:14:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋