What are the stupidnest jokes off all time.
What do you call a pelican who can't fly,_ a pelican'-
That one makes no sense all.
What do you call a Polar bear wearing earmuffs- anything you want he can't hear you.
That stupid because its not funny and sense when do ear muffs block out voices. Sure some can block out sound but not voices.
What do you call the right brothers who didn't fly
The wrong brothers
This is dumb because of the wording.
2007-03-19 03:51:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your right they were pretty stupid!!!
2007-03-19 03:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by albwa2smart 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres some corny ones:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
I scream soda people can hear me.
Q: Where does dragon milk comes from?
A: Short legged cows.
Q: What do you call two bicycles that are welded together?
A: Siamese Schwinns!
2007-03-21 17:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by Garbo's snowflake 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to put my two cents worth in.
Hey, David M:
If you are going to call people stupid, you should be more careful, honey.
Especially when it is quite obvious to everyone that you can't spell worth a darn and didn't even try to edit your response before you posted!
It's the pot calling the kettle black!
GET A GRIP!!
2007-03-19 04:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HE MEANS r the OKES DUMP NOT U!they r dumb.Another 1 is "y did the chicken cross the road?2 get 2 the other side"I MEAN OF CORSE!STUPID POPEL makin stupid jokes!
2007-03-19 03:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by Electronic Geek 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahahahaha loloololololol!!!!!!
those jokes are hilarious!!!
what are u talking about?
ur crazy!
lololololol earmuffs... i'm gonna remember that one
2007-03-19 04:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i know 1.........why did the man through his watch out the window........................to see time FFFFFFFFFFFLY
Or why did the blonde put lipstick on her head...................to make up her mind
hahahahahahhahahahahaha fun
2007-03-19 03:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by andreia l 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋