Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please?
Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny ....................but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."
2007-03-19 03:33:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oldie but goodie
2007-03-19 03:37:54 · update #1
Never heard it before.
Brilliant(again)
2007-03-20 03:18:41 · answer #1 · answered by delta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Poor Barry! Ha Ha! 9/10!
2007-03-19 03:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres only one Loki, brilliant joke, 10/10+star
2007-03-19 04:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog is called Loki (Norse god of mischief) He's a retired greyhound. He used to steal the mail & chew it up but he's older & wiser now. Have you ever done things like that?
ps. have heard the joke B4, but still made me smile :)
2007-03-19 05:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by Clock Bot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical woman "grumpy on being woken up " oh bless the little treasures
2007-03-19 03:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!they were in love.HA HA she ahd 2 go 2 work and he had 2 play dead.whats part 2???he in heaven or hell?
2007-03-19 04:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by Electronic Geek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-03-19 03:53:35 · answer #7 · answered by noaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it.
i laughed out loud for a few seconds there!!
xxx
2007-03-19 03:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as you say an oldie but goodie
2007-03-19 04:03:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i choked on my coffee reading this one
never heard it before
ace!!
now wheres a clean top
2007-03-19 03:47:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋