A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings.It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts". She says "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you".He replies "I would pay you $10 just to see one of them". She thinks for a minute and decides to do it.He says "Wow that is the most perfect breast I ever saw....I will give you another $10 if you show me both at the same time".
She does it, and he gives her the money. The friend leaves and her husband comes home. She says "your best friend just stopped by". He answers "Great did he leave the $20 he owed me"
2007-03-19 03:20:04 · 17 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made the debt less painful to pay off, that's for sure
2007-03-19 03:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by biscuitperifrank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
here is the answer to the chicken and he egg question
the chicken and the egg are in bed
the chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette... with a satisfied look on his face
the egg .. looks pised..grabs the sheet and rolls over and says.. I guess that solves the age old question.. doesn't it?
lol
2007-03-19 10:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
2007-03-19 10:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10/10!
2007-03-19 10:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You little devil, you probably flash everyone that come to your door. Good joke! Tkx
2007-03-19 10:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad, he didn't owe him $500.
2007-03-19 10:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by ElOsoBravo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cute joke, but only a joke.
2007-03-19 10:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by Ted 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...heard this many times already but still funny... : p
2007-03-19 10:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
If I were female , I know I would show them for money.
Touching would be another matter.
2007-03-19 10:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-19 10:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋