Shes feeling a bit down at the momment.
2007-03-19 03:16:29 · 9 answers · asked by Mr. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How is a Christmas tree better than a man?
They are always erect, are decorated with cute balls and look good with the lights on!
2007-03-19 03:48:03 · answer #1 · answered by Suzie's_Secret_Society 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A couple decide they have 2 tighten their belts. She says u r spending 16 quid a week on 24 cans of beer. That has 2 stop. A week later he says u r spending 28 quid on make up. She says yes, but thats 2 make me look lovely and attractive. He says thats what the ******* beer was for
2007-03-19 03:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by no1shylass 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A friend is like GAS blown from the ***, which creates noise and nuisance to others but gives me relaxation and comfort. Thanx for being the GAS of my ***.
2007-03-19 03:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by Musa N. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you know a blonde is havin a bad day? when she cant find her pen and she has a tampon behind her ear
2007-03-19 03:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by zerocool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was gonna ring you this morning. i was in tescos and i thought i saw your name on a loaf of bread, but it said thick cut
2007-03-19 03:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by icclesnugglebuddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'heard you were feeling down, and 1, i want to be there for you, and 2, i want to make you grin from ear to ear x'
2007-03-19 03:20:15 · answer #6 · answered by jon h 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi ya, don't panic but i'm in hospital...i poisoned myself. i ate what i thought was an onion but it was a daffodil bulb.. drs say i won't be out till the spring......xxx
2007-03-19 03:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by it's me!! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
chuck norris jokes work for me
chuck norris invented the color spectrum every color but pink....tom cruise invented pink
2007-03-19 03:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Juleette 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic
2007-03-19 03:19:10 · answer #9 · answered by OriginalBubble 6 · 0⤊ 7⤋