I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...
...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...I got a "It’s for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.
...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.
...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren’t dry."
...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.
...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.
2007-03-19 02:59:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you've been to my office then
2007-03-19 03:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats brilliant, one for the office wall i think. 10/10 + star
2007-03-19 10:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont work in an office,
but that joke sure did make me laugh.
xxx
2007-03-19 10:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol theres some good ones in there
2007-03-19 10:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think they need you to leave so either to quit and find something better or fight your fight what ever you prefer
2007-03-19 10:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by Reasonable 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's my lifestory!
2007-03-19 10:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-03-19 10:01:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anton M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋