MAN goes to a club in order to pull, he gets very very very drunk and ends up pulling a BIG girl.
he takes her back to his flat and they make their way to the bedroom.
they are rolling around in the dark and he starts taking off her clothes and kissing her b**bs.
he finds her n*pple and starts to suck a few seconds later and he feels a warm gushing in his mouth.
he pulls his head up and asks the woman, " have you recently given birth"
"no" she replys,
he thinks nothing of it and carries on, and when they are done they fall asleep.
the next morning, the man wakes up, looks over the bed at the "beached whale" lay there.
he looks down and about an inch away from her n*pple are the remains of a BOIL that looks as though it may have been sucked dry
errrrrrrrrrr still makes me feel quite sick but laff at the same time
2007-03-19 02:37:15 · 17 answers · asked by Pinki 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats a classic urban legend for warning to young drunk males
2007-03-19 13:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww! Gross but kinda funny! 8/10!
2007-03-19 09:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That is so disgusting but hilarious. Thank you for the early morning laugh.
2007-03-19 09:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is sooooooooooo gross, but bloody funny! Cheers!
2007-03-19 09:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sicker than sick lol
2007-03-19 09:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck!!
2007-03-19 09:42:11 · answer #6 · answered by aeb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mate,that is sick.
i laughed too,between the vomiting!!!
xxx
2007-03-19 11:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, l agree. lt's gross.
2007-03-19 11:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uggghhh! thats disgusting
2007-03-19 12:20:17 · answer #9 · answered by suze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha thats funny lol
2007-03-19 09:41:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋