A manager for a womens garment company goes to Mexico to check out the factory the company has there.As he's doing his inspection he comes across a mexican fella just sewing away on a sewing machine.The manager asks "What is your name and what do you do?".The mexican replies "I am Juan and I sew the elastic in ladies panties".The manager asks "How much do you make?".Juan replies"I make $50 a week".The manager says"Well,you're doing such a good job we're giving you a raise to $75 a week"Then he asks"What about your friend there.What does he do?".Juan says"That's Pedro.He's a diesel fitter and he makes $25 a week".The manager says"Well,that sounds like a highly trained skill so we're going to pay him $125 a week".Juan contemplates this for a moment and says"No,senor,you do not understand.I sew the elastic in the panties and I hand them to Pedro.He takes the panties with the elastic,sticks them on his head and says 'Diesel Fitter' ".
2007-03-19 02:19:50 · 3 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
diesel fitter = "these will fit her"
2007-03-19 02:32:48 · update #1
ROFL that was funny! 10/10 way to go!
2007-03-19 02:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by EDENSILK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a minute to get this one, but anything that involves panties is funny.
2007-03-19 09:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
..........im not sure i got it :(
2007-03-19 09:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by Dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋