Good: I got paid and got laid
Bad: I got the girl pregnant
Ugly: My nephew is my son
Good: Lost my job today
Bad: My wife left me for another man
Ugly: It was the man who fired me
Good: My wife and I are expecting our first child
Bad: Its not my wife's
Ugly: It could be her sister's
Good: Today I learned how to give a blxwjob
Bad: The guy I learned from was gay
Ugly: He was my ex-boyfriend
Good: I hit the lottery and won 1,000,000.00
Bad: I got robbed leaving the bank
Ugly: I know the guy who robbed me
Very Ugly: LIFE without parole
2007-03-19 02:15:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good: it's nearly hometime
Bad: I have to come back tomorrow
Ugly: It's only Monday
2007-03-19 03:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good: Lost my job today
Bad: My wife left me for another man
Ugly: It was the man who fired me
the funnies thing i have read in months
2007-03-19 02:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by dntumazah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good: A cream bun
Bad: A creamless bun
Ugly: An old grannies hair bun.
2007-03-19 02:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by Gemma T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In reference to...
Good: My wife and I are expecting our first child
Bad: Its not my wife's
Ugly: It could be her sister's
Call me an optimist...
Bad: My wife and I are expecting our first child
Good: Its not my wife's
Awesome: It could be her sister's
LOL.
2007-03-19 02:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by Eyerish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strong is love, kin, associates, happiness, strong circumstances thrilling, vacations and so on - undesirable is once you loss someone you adore or once you in simple terms provide up on life - gruesome is a foul be conscious i don't believe that there is fairly something in this international it extremely is gruesome.in person-friendly words disillusioned & very unhappy poeple use that be conscious.
2016-11-26 22:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good: I saw your question, and try to answer
bad: I dont know what to answer!
ugly: at I bound to follow u but i didnt do it anytime to follow anyone.
2007-03-19 02:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by Rifat Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad: Its not my wife's
Ugly: It could be her sister's
Fantastic!
2007-03-19 02:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by Marc C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-03-19 02:32:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very funny! Good one!
2007-03-19 02:22:51 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Very good...x
2007-03-19 02:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋