I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
2007-03-19 02:03:11 · 8 answers · asked by Answer Girl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"lol good joke but since when do postman carry bananas?!?"
When they're a banana addict...duhhhh. ;) He's got 5 more in his bag.
You're welcome everyone.
2007-03-19 02:14:25 · update #1
If I were the child, I would hand over the banana peel to the mailman, and say, "Here, have this. A reason for you to slip. My ingratituous descendant!"
2007-03-19 05:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Mau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No that never happen to me but this joke is funny girl good job i love it you really rock this one girl i just can not stop laughing at it you hit the spot this one i love it somuch and good job once again.
2007-03-19 09:16:35 · answer #2 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke but since when do postman carry bananas?!?
2007-03-19 09:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!! Aww I feel so bad for the child. But it's funny though. Thanks for the early morning laugh.
2007-03-19 09:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i hope it doesnt happen to anyone
2007-03-19 09:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahahaha.....sniff!!!! Good one!!!
2007-03-19 09:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-03-19 09:11:45 · answer #7 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-.-"
2007-03-19 09:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by Verition L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋