a police officer pulls over a guy and tell him, " Sir, your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?" the guy replies, "Officer, your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
2007-03-19 01:04:38 · 17 answers · asked by da_fynest_boricua 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Truth in the written word. Thanks for the laugh..
2007-03-19 01:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-19 09:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As best as I remember,I think you can credit that joke to Drew Cary.
Also,it's a very old joke and wasn't that funny to begin with.It certainly doesn't bear repeating.
2007-03-19 08:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort of, how about this one
Officer:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver:Well, I was reaching for my bag of crack, when my gun fell out of it's holster and got lodged between the brake and gas forcing me to speed uncontrollably.
2007-03-19 08:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice but not all cops eat donuts but that was pretty good
2007-03-19 08:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes girl i love it i think it is nice! good job girl you really hit the spot with this one i'm going to have to use your joke one day because i love it somuch you really rock this one and thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-19 09:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many times have we told each other this joke its no longer funny sry lol
2007-03-19 08:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by amopsamster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its kinda funny.
2007-03-19 08:18:11 · answer #8 · answered by Joshes Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old
not really funny
2007-03-19 08:56:25 · answer #9 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made a half smile. Sort of amusing :)
2007-03-19 08:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by Matt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, my eyes are green. Am I being poisoned? HAHAHAHA.
2007-03-19 08:31:20 · answer #11 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋