A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
2007-03-19 00:55:15 · 9 answers · asked by Axel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it before.
2007-03-19 00:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by Billy Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. That's why the woman is always the one who's really in control, (as she "holds the keys to the palace), no matter what she lets her husband think : )
2007-03-19 08:12:37 · answer #2 · answered by GreyGHost29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one i got a lil chuckle out of it.
2007-03-19 08:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by t_empire2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...the girl was the true boss.
2007-03-19 07:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-19 09:18:43 · answer #5 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha. i'll have to remember that one.
2007-03-19 07:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this should be in every girls wedding vows!!
2007-03-19 07:58:12 · answer #7 · answered by heather l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was FUNNY!
2007-03-19 08:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by snowluk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....good one! THanks for that!
2007-03-19 09:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋