So many tombs opened up and dead people came back to life. Supposedly they just sort of hung out for a few days doing zombie stuff until…
(Mat 27:53 NRSV) After his resurrection they came out of the tombs and entered the holy city and appeared to many.
So after the resurrection, dead people who had been hanging out in their tombs for days came walking out into the streets for everyone going about their daily lives to see.
Was Jesus a Voodoo Zombie Dude?
2007-03-18 22:38:31 · 9 answers · asked by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It sure sounds like it.
Zombie Central!
I wonder why none of the other authors outside of the bible bothered to mention it. A bunch of dead people wandering around should have drawn at least a bit of notice.
2007-03-18 22:44:04 · answer #1 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The text at Matthew 27:52, 53 concerning “the memorial tombs [that] were opened” as the result of an earthquake occurring at the time of Jesus’ death has caused considerable discussion, some holding that a resurrection occurred. However, a comparison with the texts concerning the resurrection makes clear that these verses do not describe a resurrection but merely a throwing of bodies out of their tombs,
2007-03-19 05:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by LineDancer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi Judas. Seeing you lived at the same time as Jesus, I wonder how you resurrected. You must be a zombie dude too.
2007-03-19 06:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor mind tempts you to mock at certain devine truths and secrets.
better search for your self the Love of God then you will fee how you are "hurting yourself" by asking such questions.
2007-03-19 06:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by ponder of God's Desire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ask a similar question , this guy said something about Rev. 4:20 or 20:4 . that it almost fits . GOD BLESS
2007-03-19 05:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by TCC Revolution 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He just wanted to eat the livings tasty brains ; )
2007-03-19 05:44:45 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't no anything about saints. I'm a christian. and no He was a zombie.
2007-03-19 05:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by 지태영 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Jesus is God. : )
2007-03-19 06:07:15 · answer #8 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go away and take your witless sarcasm with you please.
2007-03-19 05:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by the old dog 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋