One day, 3 guys are prosecuted for murdering. They were then sentenced to jail and will be killed 3 days later.
3 days has passed. The 3 murderers were taken out to the field. There, there are soldiers holding a gun each. standing behind them in a roll. So when the leader give some speechs.. the first guy thought.. 'Oh no, i should find a way to escape!'
When the leader has finished, he says to the first guy 'Goodbye for now.' then he says to the soldiers 'NOW READY, WITH YOUR GUNS...'
Then suddenly the first guy shouts ''Oh No, Look there's Tornado coming this way!!'' when the soldiers were looking on the direction he pointed, the guy ran away.
Now its the second murderer's turn. ''I need to think of a plan to escape too..'' the second guy thought. The leader says farewell to him and says to the soldiers ''NOW READY, WITH YOUR GUNS...''
Then suddenly the second guy shouts ''Oh No, Look there's a flood coming this way!!'' then again the soldiers were fooled and looked the direction he pointed. The murderer ran away to a safe place.
Now its the third murderer's turn. '' Those guys are good! Maybe i should be like them'', he thought.
Again the Leader says goodbye to him and says ''NOW READY, WITH YOUR GUNS ..''
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''FIRE!!!'' the third murderer shouted.
2007-03-18 22:13:08 · 11 answers · asked by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol - 10/10 = and fanks for waking me up - im wating for first period (well second) cos the tutor has cancelled the first one, and woz totally bored, and fanks for the laf!
2007-03-18 23:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it told with different three people, 7/10
2007-03-19 05:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-19 09:45:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good heard it before but still good
2007-03-19 06:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is why blondes shouldn't commit murder
(JJ :) )
2007-03-19 05:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by Hosebeast-ess to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice!
2007-03-19 06:27:32 · answer #6 · answered by PussyCat Doll <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doh!!! its good....took me like a sec to get it but omg!!! gd1!
2007-03-19 05:18:02 · answer #7 · answered by teDDie xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!
2007-03-19 05:26:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-03-19 05:57:20 · answer #9 · answered by bladesmanlou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2007-03-19 06:08:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋