A young, three times married widow is referred to hospital by her doctor.After examining her, the gynaecologist is surprised to discover she is still a virgin. 'well, the young woman explains, my first husband was an astronomer-he just looked at it, my second husband was a psychiatrist-he just talked to it, any my third was a stamp collector.....
2007-03-18 22:00:47 · 21 answers · asked by jules 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he he, I like this joke! Here's a slighly longer version!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Thanks for the giggle!!
2007-03-19 02:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mountaineer's son - Cliff Gravedigger's son - Doug Crofter's son - Pete Doorman's son - Justin Swimmer's son - Bob Jailer's son - Nick Mechanic's son - Jack Plumber's son - John flesh presser's sons - something yet Frank and Earnest i'm particular there are extra...
2016-10-02 09:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, it's alright, not 10/10 like.. Maybe 8 and a half... I'll give yew a star anyways, 'cause it did make me chuckle...
2007-03-18 22:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by ` [ [ E l i e B e a n ] ] ; ; 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really made me laugh, well done 10/10 and a star
2007-03-18 23:20:46 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She need a guy from a certain film industry.
2007-03-18 22:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.... well i found it funny but that may just be the dry sense of humour and slight homocidal tendancies coming out of me. i dont know.
2007-03-18 22:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah amuseing but not laugh out loud funny sorry
2007-03-18 22:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by strange_bike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-03-19 02:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes was funny have to remember that 1!!!
2007-03-18 22:04:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant have a star
2007-03-18 23:28:48 · answer #10 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋