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a hot guy came up to you and sprayed you in the face with mace and then zapped your gynie with a cattle prod and pooed in your face and made a skunk spray you and put-out a cigar on your ring hole, what would you do?

2007-03-18 20:27:21 · 17 answers · asked by filthy gorgeous 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

17 answers

kick his f*cking @ss!

but not before kicking your @ss for asking that question.... how do you come up with such deranged things.... your a little sick and you need help. Seriously, im pretty sure you asked this question to be a jerk or thought you were funny but DAMN how did you even think of such a sick thing to do to a woman? You have some serious "mommy didnt love me enough" issues!

2007-03-18 20:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by juli_jugz 3 · 1 0

Seriously? That guy would die!
This would happen after I got over the initial shock of the bouncer letting him bring this stuff in.
As a matter of fact, the bouncer and the owner would have to deal with my wrath too.
Do you need help? The yellow pages have listings for psychiatrists.
Your "fetishs" sound more bizarre than the women you are likely to meet. Sorry.

2007-03-18 20:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by kgconcerned 2 · 1 0

Assume that my drink was drugged.
But the real problem is that your brain cells are going bye-bye.

2007-03-18 20:32:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he wouldn't be living to tell the story. LOL. Seriously

2007-03-18 20:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you just want attention don't you?.. and if this question is the max you can do to get it.. then you're a sorry state of affairs.. get up and get busy..

2007-03-18 20:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by spin spin sunshine 4 · 0 0

he wouldnt get as far as zapping me cos by then i would have kicked him in the......u get where im hinting at

2007-03-18 20:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Charley 2 · 0 0

Wake up and realize it was all a bizarre dream.

2007-03-19 05:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by Rio Madeira 7 · 0 1

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2007-03-18 20:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by tuff luv 2 · 0 2

yeah, and all that happened where, right in the middle of the dance floor?
HA HA HA....

2007-03-18 20:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ok, having a FUC*KING scissor sisters song as your id ensures that you are a FUC*KING FILTHY SCABIES RIDDEN FA*GGOT who hates women because you want to FU*CK all their bfs. if you were in front of me i would spit in your filthy face

2007-03-18 20:31:15 · answer #10 · answered by Modus Operandi 2 · 2 0

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