An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
"The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."
2007-03-18 20:22:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its a long time since i heard that one but still just about pissed myself 10/10
2007-03-19 11:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-18 20:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. pretty good, although i must say i did guess the ending, but i haven't heard that 1. I don't think it necessarily has to be an Irish man. But anyway I like it its predictable but funny.
2007-03-18 20:55:13 · answer #3 · answered by ahhhhhhhhh!u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is great. But my humble request is not to post such jokes about handicaps. I may laugh at it. But just think how a handicapped person would feel if he reads it.
Take this as a friend's advice.
2007-03-18 20:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutly brilliant 10/10---10/10 again
2007-03-18 23:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10
2007-03-18 21:41:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would have been funnier without the racial undertones why not just say a guy or would that have been sexist quite funny tho
2007-03-18 20:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Irish, and I love Irish jokes.
2007-03-18 20:29:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, although this joke has been posted here so many times!
2007-03-18 20:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lo lthat's quite funny, doesn't have to be an irishman though, could be any guy!
2007-03-18 20:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by kattipus 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋