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They both have to be heated up before you slap the meat in.

2007-03-18 20:00:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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What's common between a hooker and a frying pan?
They both have to be heated up before you slap the meat in.



What's the difference between your job and a Dead Hooker?
Your job still sucks!

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
You don't cry when you chop up a hooker!

2007-03-18 20:12:56 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 2 0

Your hooker needs to be heated up? Poor you, do extra job.

2007-03-18 21:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by jahn j 2 · 0 1

mmh...dont think hookers need any heating up!
They give you a good show and performance any time a "customer's" available!

2007-03-18 20:07:14 · answer #3 · answered by Skyblue 3 · 0 1

Well you screwed that one up.....If they BOTH have to be heated then their isn't a difference now is there?

2007-03-18 20:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by sss_1122 2 · 1 1

Sick but funny! Tacky but funny! 9/10!

2007-03-19 05:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

there isn't any difference....

2007-03-18 20:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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