2007-03-18 19:32:36 · 8 answers · asked by hey_finny 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...so I asked him, who said you can mess around with my wife, and he said everybody.
My wife's cooking is so bad...we pray AFTER we eat.
We were poor growing up...Thank god I was a boy, other wise I'd have nothing to play with.
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She called me up and told me to come over cus nobody was home...I went over...there was nobody home.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
2007-03-18 20:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
2007-03-19 02:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I bread a Bulldog with a Shitshue, now I have a litter of Bullshit!!
2007-03-19 02:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(i made these two up, hope you like 'em)
How do you flip somebody off in sign language?
Life is like the game MONOPOLY and for some reason, I keep landing on "Go to Jail".
lol
2007-03-22 22:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by Squidney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-03-19 02:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did batman have that robin liked playing with?
the batpole
2007-03-19 02:44:20 · answer #6 · answered by sofmatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You give me gas
2007-03-19 02:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by MOMMY585 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Houston, we have a problem.... I can see Uranus... and it is mostly gaseous...
2007-03-19 12:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋