1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
7. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
9. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
10. The coffee machine is broken.
11. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
12. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
13. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
2007-03-18 19:13:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
14. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
15. Amen.
2007-03-18 19:13:45 · update #1
I'm almost certain there is peanut butter in this keyboard... see if you smell it too?
I can't believes that works! You ever unstick a key with your teeth?
Are my eyes still red? I must be alergic to that copy machine's chemicals.
2007-03-18 19:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by JustThinking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably use 4, 10 or 15, depending on my mood at the time. lol
2007-03-19 02:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is why I always faced the other way....so no one could see my eyes...although the bobbing head may have been a give away lol
2007-03-19 02:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by MOMMY585 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen!
2007-03-19 03:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Sammy Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha good ones, but they won't really work for me cause I work over a hot grill, basically you fall asleep on that thing and well..... u get the point.
2007-03-19 12:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 15 seems fair
2007-03-19 02:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by maverick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Ha Ha!
2007-03-19 12:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. is the absolute best excuse I have ever heard for this situation.
2007-03-19 02:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by pinktea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... then again you could just wake up and say "AMEN"
hahahahaha
very good ones... thanx for sharing
2007-03-19 02:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, omg that is too funny :D
2007-03-19 02:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by Quynh N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋