Whats the best way for lucifer to torture them? Thanks!
2007-03-18 19:10:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He will make us listen to fundies for hours at a time.
2007-03-18 19:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know you are trying to be funny but i will give you a real answer anyway. Satan will not be torturing anybody, in fact he will be too preoccupied by his own burning spirit. I know movies picture Satan as the Lord of Hell, but Jesus called it the place prepared for his satan's angels for a reason
2007-03-19 02:24:43 · answer #2 · answered by Me_know_Stuff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who can tell what Carl Rove is going to do next?
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2007-03-19 12:48:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The liberals are the ones actually following Jesus's teaching. The judgemental people like yourselve are the ones that shall be doomed. I have trouble sorting through the Stephen Colbert clones and the fundamentalists. I bet I'm the guy that always takes everyone to seriously aren't I.
2007-03-19 02:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by Beaverscanttalk 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Beling locked in a room with you is starting to sound kind of like torture. Maybe he'll try that.
2007-03-19 02:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by Hate Boy! 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
there's the christianity i know and dislike, living in fear of hell and gaining unbelievable satisfaction from the delusion that people that do not restrict their lives and live like monks and do not believe what you believe will suffer.
What a great religion. See you in hell
2007-03-19 02:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by uz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make them listen to George Bush's presidential addresses.
2007-03-19 02:28:54 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Make them listen to Rush Limbaugh who will be there with them.
2007-03-19 02:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by U-98 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hang them upside down and stuff their assh0le with hot pepper and jalapeno then pour jalapeno juice down their nose.
2007-03-19 02:35:45 · answer #9 · answered by Honor Among the Demons 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Perhaps we would have to listen to neocons prostituting their values for politics. Are you available?
2007-03-19 02:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋