In the hotel elevator there was man who accidentaly elbows the womans breast
man:if ur heart is soft as ur breast u will 4give me
woman:if ur elbow is hard as ur dick im in room 69
^_^
2007-03-18 18:24:51 · 10 answers · asked by michael e 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha....hilarious....
2007-03-18 18:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.
Susie said, "Your heart, 'cause you need it to love."
Richie said, "Your head, 'cause you need it to think."
Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him reluctantly. Little Johnny said, "Your feet."
Confused, the teacher asked why.
Johnny replied, "When I walked past my mom's room last night, she had her feet in the air and was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
2007-03-19 01:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but okay. 8/10! Kinda funny.
2007-03-19 10:36:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4
2007-03-19 04:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry! not very good!
2007-03-19 01:30:13 · answer #5 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok good one
2007-03-19 10:32:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, alright it was me
2007-03-19 01:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by sofmatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... good but not good enough
2007-03-19 01:34:49 · answer #8 · answered by DJ SnakeBite 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke...thanks..
2007-03-19 07:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by yuan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l.o.l.
funny
2007-03-19 01:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋