The weather service - a joke?

Question

One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it
> going to be a very cold winter?" he asked.
>
> "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going
> to be a very cold winter."
>
> The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
> every scrap of wood they could find.
>
> Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you
> absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
>
> "Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of
> the coldest winters ever."
>
> "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
>
> The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."
>

Answer 1

lmao... thats right, u cant trust a weatherman...

hahahahahaha

good joke.. thanx for the laugh

Answer 2

So the cheif walks into a supermart gas station and asks for some toilet paper. Gas attendant points him the right way and he buys 50 rolls or so. One week later he is back and asks for a different type of TP, "I would like toilet paper other than John Wayne toilet paper." The gas attendant confused asks why the cheif calls it "John Wayne" toilet paper.

The cheif replies, "We call it John Wayne toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and doesn't take no **** from no Indian."

Answer 3

Ok...considering the first part is missing when you cut and pasted it but its ok...we get it. funny. I like JT's joke better though. Sorry, no hard feelings.

Answer 4

yeah i think you missed the first part of the joke.. it's ok 'case i heard it before. funny joke when the whole thing's there.

Answer 5

i dont trust the weather service. especially that bill martin.