An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''
2007-03-18 18:00:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.. too bad for the lady... hahaha
good one... thanx for sharing
The term poof can be used in several ways:
as a British English term for a large footstool or ottoman (from the French word "pouf").
as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of poofter. See also British slang, ****** (slang).
as a term for an act of disappearance or appearance
as a term for something fluffy
In Arrested Development, it is the name of a magazine for magicians that Gob subscribes to.
as a Western Canadian slang term for flatulence.
as an American slang term for female flatulence.
2007-03-18 18:26:52 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-18 18:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poof is foop spelled backwards!
2007-03-20 16:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... priceless 10/10
2007-03-18 18:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-19 03:59:17 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahh lol poor man though lol very funni
2007-03-18 18:04:18 · answer #6 · answered by azza s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was quite pointless but gud (kinda) lol thanx
2007-03-18 18:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by Cj : ) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-18 18:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋