Devil in the Church
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 yrs"
2007-03-18 17:49:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You hurt me telling this joke cause i fell out of my chair lol
2007-03-18 18:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by azza s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches foward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."
2007-03-19 01:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i love it... does satan have a brother to coz i think im dating him
2007-03-19 00:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's all right.. mebee a 4/10
2007-03-19 01:21:02 · answer #4 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny.
2007-03-19 01:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by know nothing ~_~ " 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is yet another sign that comedy is going down the tubes.
2007-03-19 00:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by tom t 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha
2007-03-19 01:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I certainly enjoyed it.
2007-03-19 00:58:58 · answer #8 · answered by littlechrismary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-03-19 00:53:16 · answer #9 · answered by N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...funny...hehe
2007-03-19 01:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by DJ SnakeBite 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋