2007-03-18 17:27:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No thanks, I prefer a cold Heineken.
2007-03-18 17:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes and an unofficial copy of the 7th harry potter book. Something nice and evil to go along with the warm glass of Satan!!!!
2007-03-19 00:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by intotheoceanbyblueoctober 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I would NOT like a warm glass of Satan.
2007-03-19 00:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by the shiz 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2007-03-19 12:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Warm? Not heated to 10,000 degrees by the fire that consumes the unrepentant souls of the damned?
No thanks, I don't want any tepid Satan. I like mine hot enough to burn the lips right off my face. With lots of sugar. No cream.
2007-03-19 00:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by RabidBunyip 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good morning Anton,shouldn't pester the idiot Christians on their little message boards,it not very Satanic of you.
AD
2007-03-19 04:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a poser? Do you think that Anton LeVey is the embodiment of evil . . . because he's not and will never be. He MIGHT want people to think so, but I even doubt that.
2007-03-19 00:38:21 · answer #7 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can I get fries with that? Excuse me, I've been doing n
nefarious things, but not in your name, because I'm INSANE!!! Insane I tell ya!
2007-03-19 17:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by Battlerattle06 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What does it mean?
I Am the light-bearer and I assure you that I will not go down easily.
2007-03-19 00:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by george 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No thanks, but you'll be tastin a hot glass of fire when you and satan party in hell if you don't turn to the Lord!!!
2007-03-19 00:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by connie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
O taste and see that the Lord is good.
My cup runneth over.
Father, forgive them.........you poor, wretched soul
2007-03-19 00:36:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋