My mother usually gives me a glass of milk with my favourite Maryland cookies before I watch Newsnight in bed (although it wasn't on tonight since it's sunday so I watched a taped newsnight show from March 2001) but what is newsnight without milk and cookies? I am very down!
Mother said she is punishing me for flirting with her 58 year old friend, Bernice. But surely, every woman deserves to experience the one and only sexual Dave, even Bernice!
2007-03-18 17:16:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I cant get the milk and cookies myself, since mother placed a lock on the food cupboards, I have no idea why
2007-03-18 17:30:42 · update #1
awww ill give you milk an cookies
2007-03-18 17:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by rodeogirl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
by the looks of you mother needs to lock the cookies away for a few months.
2007-03-18 18:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by dizzykatty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call up Bernice and ask her to bring you some of her hot, sticky, sweet cookies.
2007-03-18 17:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by !!joinCampaignforLiberty!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But by your pic you have had your hand in the cookie jar a few times to many already
2007-03-18 17:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm sure one night without your milk and cookies won't be that horrible.
2007-03-18 17:20:41 · answer #5 · answered by EvilLaughingLeprachaun08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looking at your picture if this is you i would have done the same as you look obese how old are you anyway you shouldn't be depending on your mother anyway if your an adult or are you a mummy's boy your name is enough to make people sick get out get slim and GET A LIFE .
2007-03-18 21:06:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think mother didn't give you cookies because she loves you so much.
2007-03-18 17:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why cant you get the milk and cookies yourself?
2007-03-18 17:27:28 · answer #8 · answered by tommygirl86711 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up!! How old are you anyway? Get your own damn cookies and get a job while your at it.
2007-03-18 17:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the shop and buy some. Surely they aren't that expensive?
2007-03-18 20:58:13 · answer #10 · answered by SR13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋