A useful tool roughly measuring 7 inches in length.
Usually it’s found hung, dangling, but ready for instant action.
At one end it has a clump of hairy things, whilst at the other end has a small hole.
Enjoyment of its functioning can be had by both sexes.
When used its inserted willing sometimes fast, sometimes slow into a warm fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust quickly in and drawn out, again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Somebody found listing in would most likely recognize the pulsing rhythmic sounds emanating from the well-lubricated movements…
When withdrawn, it leaves a juicy frothy, and stick white substance, some of which needs cleaning from the outer surfaces of the of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.
2007-03-18 17:12:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After everything’s done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, its returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for another bit of action, maybe reaching its bristling climax a couple of times a day, but often much less.
As I’m sure you’ve guessed, the answer to this riddle is none other than your own…
That's right.....a TOOTHBRUSH.
LOL....HA HA HA....what were you thinking about.
2007-03-18 17:13:59 · update #1
lmao... yeah! well.. u left alot to the wild imagination!!!!!!
nice one... thanx for sharing
2007-03-18 17:38:17 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was thing about wrench until you said it leaves a juicy frothy and stick white substance...
2007-03-19 00:17:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I missed the hairy clue and was thinking meat thermometer... LOL
2007-03-19 01:23:19 · answer #3 · answered by Hosebeast-ess to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to be a real weirdo to come up with that! Great though!
2007-03-19 00:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was a little confused. I don't hang mine up! lol
2007-03-19 00:21:48 · answer #5 · answered by srena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...you lost me at dangling. I just lay mine on the shelf.
2007-03-19 00:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by tomato 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest joke ever!
2007-03-19 00:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was kinda thinking hammer.. but yeah a toothbrush works.. anyways, yeah it does bring dirty thoughts.. bad bad bad lol :P
2007-03-19 00:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at the car wash....amazing where the mind will take you.
2007-03-19 00:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i was expecting that i mean i think you know what i was thinking lol
2007-03-19 01:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by azza s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋