the reson i ask is if no one noticed and i dont mean it was silent do u speak up
2007-03-18 17:07:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I tell my kids, just say "excuse me" very nonchalantly and about as loud as the fart was. If people say, "excuse you for what?" then you said it too loud. Then you should proceed to say "ahem, excuse me, just a little frog in my throat." then shift attention back to the matter at hand which hopefully isn't the passing of gas. If it was indeed very obnoxious, then of course you say "excuse me" at the same decibel level of the flatulence.--very nonchalantly with a let's move on tone. The idea here is that if they didn't hear the noise then be sure they don't hear the "excuse me" --but say it real low just in case.
I'm so glad I stayed up to answer that--hope it helps.
2007-03-18 17:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Even if it is not silent, you never admit fault. Remember it is not a controllable bodily function. Its like excusing a hiccup. Now, if you knew in advance then you quietly and quickly plan an escape to the lavatory. However, if you are going to apologize, then only apologize to the people within arms reach, not the whole room.
2007-03-18 17:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ye gods, now you have scared me....I fairly have a considered necessary assembly on Tuesday and am struggling with an almighty undesirable cough. I dread to think of what is going to take place if I cough and fart on the comparable time. think of i will probably basically sink below the table, in spite of the reality that farting often makes me chuckle, so in step with hazard i will snigger heartily earlier sliding off my chair below the table. LOL ;-)
2016-12-19 08:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! Why ruin a good thing! This may give you something to laugh about some other time later when you are by yourself and are stressed out by other things. Don't put yourself through un-necessary stress. There's a saying: "wherever you may be, let your wind flow free"!
2007-03-18 17:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, you do another one and you keep doing them until the people in the room realise its you. Then you start laughing and doing more farts. Then you start randomly screaming and then run out of the room.
2007-03-18 17:32:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They noticed, they just aren't saying anything. Don't get mad when you find out you've been called the Fart Queen behind your back.
2007-03-18 17:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by Spring loaded horsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...just look up like you're disgusted and others will follow suit, but don't say anything like "Eww!!! Who did that?" Trust me, that will bring all of the attention ON YOU.
2007-03-18 17:42:27 · answer #7 · answered by inquiring black beauty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
men tend to blame the dog. or dont speak up for a while, people will know. and if they notice and they dont speak for a while but their faces show make a joke like, "ooowee, who's cooking beans?" or idk something on those lines that dont make people point fingers at you. =] good luck
2007-03-18 17:32:50 · answer #8 · answered by aNna 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope, I start hollering, "who farted?" Blaming it on everyone, even the dog.
2007-03-18 18:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Since when would that topic be a matter of discussion within a social context?
2007-03-18 17:14:28 · answer #10 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋