Two red necks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down
the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookie thar up ahead,
Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna get
busted fer drinkin' these here beers !
Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over
and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the
label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the
bottles under the seat.
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?, said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties
out of sight & put the labels on each of their
foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the
sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin'?"
" No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels...
"Me and Bubba's on the patch.
2007-03-18 17:03:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best joke I have ever heard.
2007-03-18 17:07:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 05:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by deamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!! 10/10.
2007-03-18 17:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually the worst joke I've seen this year.
No, wait, that's not right, I've seen worse jokes in Reader's Digest.
2007-03-18 17:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by supertop 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha i heard it earlier but its still funny
2007-03-18 17:08:49 · answer #5 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny until the last patch part....good one though~!!~!:))
2007-03-18 17:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha made me laugh so hard
2007-03-18 18:12:01 · answer #7 · answered by azza s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-18 17:41:10 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes good one
2007-03-18 17:06:32 · answer #9 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get 'er done.....I liked that one. lmfao
2007-03-18 17:10:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋