A French, A German and Pole are to be excecuted. They are given a choice as to how it is carried out: Guiotinne, gas chamber or AIDS.
The French says "We French invented the Guiotinne; a true French hero should die by it"
And he does.
The German says" We Germans are masters of the gas chamber" To die by it would be a tribute to Der Rheinlan!
And it was.
The Pole chooses AIDS.
The excecutioners INJECT him with an infected syringe and the Pole starts laughing.
The excecutioners ask, "Why are you laughing, death by AIDS is slow, painfull and humiliating?!"
The Pole laughs "The jokes on you, I was wearing a condom!"
2007-03-18 16:04:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm no racist .......remember this is a joke.
2007-03-18 16:05:04 · update #1
haha good one
2007-03-18 16:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
I got it. Hey, I used to tell Polish jokes until I married my husband with a Polish background. Now I reflect on all those Polish jokes and laugh. Have a great day!
2007-03-18 23:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one but with a different punchline. I like your punchline much better. And yes...it is just a joke people.
2007-03-19 14:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!! Good joke,but I would choose to die by being run over by a train:-)
2007-03-19 00:14:03 · answer #4 · answered by J-Bone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like something a guy would say .....lmao
2007-03-19 08:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-19 00:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That freakin' hilarious~!:) I will share that one~!
2007-03-19 00:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! i didn't see it coming! (lol)
;-)
2007-03-18 23:12:03 · answer #8 · answered by OneRedCent 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow lol...
2007-03-18 23:23:09 · answer #9 · answered by christina s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for a laugh......
2007-03-18 23:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋