Ethel in the Nursing Home
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
2007-03-18 15:53:06 · 23 answers · asked by Misty M 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She says, "Oh no! not the breathilizer!!!!!!!!!"
2007-03-18 15:55:58 · answer #1 · answered by Louee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And Ethel said Oh not the brethalizer again I just did this thing 2 hours ago.
2007-03-18 23:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Sukie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy Craig shouted "STOP! Have you had anything to drink tonight?" Ethel blew into the breathilizer that Crazy Craig was holding in his hand.
2007-03-18 22:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by Aaron F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you been drinking you better take the test Ethel
2007-03-18 23:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy Craig said, I need you to take a breathalizer test
2007-03-18 22:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by M00ND0CT0R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now what? Ethel asked....a breathalyser again?
2007-03-18 22:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by orion_1812@yahoo.com 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And Ethel yelled, "Oh no, not the breathalyser!"
2007-03-18 23:24:37 · answer #7 · answered by kiwi_mum1966 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
step out of the vehicle ur going to need an examination
2007-03-18 22:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by dirka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! It's a one-eyed zipper monster. I better get out of here before he tries to spit on me.
2007-03-18 23:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate to be rude but i am in a hurry you just have time to come and go
2007-03-18 23:02:33 · answer #10 · answered by .skjceuafrepiuahfpoefhpieuaf 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey ethel want to suck on my old azz shriveled up shlong.
2007-03-18 22:59:58 · answer #11 · answered by job e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋