2007-03-18 15:52:22 · 23 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
For the same reason there aren't any talking lambs. It's species hatred..........
2007-03-18 17:00:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Vatican is keeping the talking squirrels a secret. They were the prophets and teachers and the Vatican doesn't want anyone getting any ideas about talking with squirrels and not coming to tithe, I mean, worship.
2007-03-18 15:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cause people don't try an stick around for conversations with squirrels, dork! I went to college on a campus with tons, yeah that many, squirrels and it always freaked me out to walk around because they were everywhere. I certainly wasn't trying to get close enough to see if they had anything to say.
Plus, I heard a rumor that Satan himself hates squirrels and won't even use them as "faith killing" tools. =)
2007-03-18 15:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by eastchic2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't need them in the bible when we have one on YA. Silly bad squirrel.
2007-03-18 15:58:35 · answer #4 · answered by mohayrix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because squirrels are bad. Bad squirrel.
2007-03-19 00:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squirrels are of north america
2007-03-18 15:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squirrels aren't native to the middle east
2007-03-18 15:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by Desiree J 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The 4 horsemen of the apocolypse were simply metaphors for angry squirrels.
2007-03-18 15:56:43 · answer #8 · answered by Born of a Broken Man 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Noah forgot to take the squirrels on the ark so they drowned.
2007-03-18 15:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by LC 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The squirrels are busy with all the nuts.
2007-03-18 15:55:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, obviously donkeys and snakes had to of been made first...
And that means
Squirrels didn't even exsist yet silly!!
2007-03-18 15:58:05 · answer #11 · answered by Christopher Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋