One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
“Where to?” he stammered.
“Union Station,” answered the woman.
“You got it,” he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, “Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?”
“Well ma’am, I noticed that you’re completely naked, and I was just wondering how you’ll pay your fare.”
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, “Does this answer your question?”
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, “Got anything smaller?”
2007-03-18 15:48:03 · 11 answers · asked by ohio_mike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.
Another cabbie joke......
This guy flags down a cab in the middle of Manhattan and says to the cabbie, "Hey buddy do you have room in there for me, a six pack, and a large pizza?"
The cabbie says, "Sure, get in".
The guy sticks his head in the window and throws up all over the seats.
2007-03-18 17:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical!!!!
There was a nice young man who drove a cab
Working nights, he saw things both wild and drab
One rainy night, unexpectedly, in jumped his next fare ...
... A drenched but sexy woman totally naked and bare!
No purse was in sight, so the young man inquired
As to how she was paying, for fear he'd get fired
If he ended his shift with one fare completely missing
Needless to say that by now he truly was wishing
That this crazy and naked lady had taken the subway
But the woman replied as to how she would pay
By offering herself in an immoral way quite strange
Viewing her offer, he said, "Anything smaller? And I don't carry much change!!
2007-03-18 16:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Funny!
2007-03-18 15:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure some people extremely do...i think of that is because of the fact they're ignorant and that they lack intent and perspective....yet ehhhh who is familiar with..i'm exceptionally beneficial I pushed my success better than as quickly as.
2016-10-01 03:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big feet? I don't get it
oh, wait a minute, oh hahahahahahahaha
2007-03-18 15:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-19 05:27:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-18 16:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
splain it plz
2007-03-18 16:58:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny! Thanks....
2007-03-18 17:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...... thanks for a laugh......
2007-03-18 16:52:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋