2007-03-18 14:57:55 · 22 answers · asked by Mr. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My friend broke her 2, 4, and 7 button and was trying to text me about it. You probably had to be there but is was SO funny....
"My fone not wok. Me two, fo, zeven dont tye. Me text lke dummy. Meet me @ vntge."
(My phone not work. Me two, four, seven dont type. Me text like dummy. Meet me at vintage.)
2007-03-18 15:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by lovedes 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I haven't recieved many txt messages, but my dad sent me a photo message that was unforgetable:
Me and my brother own 2 8 inch bearded dragon lizards(aprox. 4 inches body,4 inches tail) and out of the blue I recieve a phone call and a photo message with a giant lizard cr@p and my dad included the water dish for comparison - and remember how small these lizards are - there was a giant cr@p produced from one lizard.
But it also made sense because we fed them so many crickets,so I guess what goes around comes around.
2007-03-18 22:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a text message saying "honey I can't waite to get home and jump my bones and how excited she was that I was finally home from my business trip and what a great night we were going to have!" At the time it wasn't to funny i was a bit nervous until I sent her back a text and she replied and apologized and told me she typed in the wrong number and sent it to me not her boyfriend and was so sorry, I typed back saying apology accepted because I am a girl and i have no interest in females. I can laugh now, but not so much at the time of it. I no longer get text messaging!
2007-03-18 22:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gave my mum a loan of my mobile whilst she went into Glasgow as she did not have one, but unknown to my hubbie, he sent a rather raunchy text message to me, (he had been working away for 2 days) and was due home the following day... my mum rang the number not realizing it was meant for me, and called him all the perverts under the sun (not knowing it was him), a furious mother and surprised and embarrassed hubbie.... so funny at the time lol
2007-03-18 22:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by AngeleyesOddette... 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"i have 2 pee"
was the funniest txt message i have gotten before
2007-03-18 22:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by Al 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Oh my god, I've just won a 2 week holiday in Hawaii from channel 4 for me and 9 friends with £1000 spending money each. Since you're one of my oldest, closest friends and we go back such a long way i was wondering.................. would you feed my dog while we're all away!"
2007-03-19 04:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by Chris S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i once got this joke:
world's shortest tragedy story:
two days after the Hiroshima atombomb blast, one affected man got admitted in the hospital of another city. He asked the nurse''where am i?'' the nurse replied,''you're very lucky, you escaped from the bomb blast;you are now in Nagasaki!''
2007-03-22 15:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by Lamya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From my phone,something about needing air thank you for answering cause it could take the smell of my A** anymore.
2007-03-18 23:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm. i texted my friend in japanese calling him a g@y fat@ss and a while later, i recieved a text message from him in english saying "hey! i am not g@y or fat. it had me cracking up because my friend isnt japanese and i didnt know he could speak it so i hadnt expected him to understand the msg
2007-03-18 22:44:26 · answer #9 · answered by MR-$2K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well this happened to my friend, not me:
An invitation was sent to her to a concert. Obviously, the guy that sent the message wasn't aware that he was sending it to the wrong person. So she replied, then he replied back--
"AREN'T YOU STEVE?!?!"
2007-03-18 23:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by Justine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋