Ill give the 10 points and "Best Answer Award" for this question to whoever can write down the funniest joke.
2007-03-18 14:21:42 · 12 answers · asked by krod610 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
2007-03-18 14:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by Al 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 08:41:26 · answer #2 · answered by logston 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest joke-- just take a look in the mirror
2007-03-18 14:30:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
how do you say hello to a duck?
hello, duck!
i got that from church. the teenagers crack up everytime, and the little kids look at me like im an idiot...
you have to pronounce it like "hellooooooo, duck" and make duck a fassst word.
2007-03-18 14:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a banana!
2007-03-18 14:29:49 · answer #5 · answered by Ace 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely you joke!
2007-03-18 14:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by billy brite 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?
2.
1 to hold the diet Cokes,and the other one to say
"daddy"!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-18 15:13:13 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Badwrench 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd write it but they'd censor it
2007-03-18 14:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by greenfrogs 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato!
2007-03-18 14:53:14 · answer #9 · answered by lovedes 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
id get reported. also ditto KA.
2007-03-18 14:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋